Thursday, October 31, 2013

Welcome to Ha-er-bin

I just realized that I’ve already lived in Harbin for over two months and I never actually explained on my blog where I live or what I’m doing. So here’s a little intro!
Welcome to Harbin, my cold, mid-size Chinese village home. And by mid-size Chinese village I meet 10 million people. Harbin is known for two things: a really cool Ice Festival and a Siberian Tiger park. So if you want to be scared and cold at the same time, I got you covered.
Harbin is also known for its large Russian influence, which I will explain in GREAT Fulbright-esq detail once I post my first ever research video at the end of the semester! Woohoo! Another reason Harbin wins is because it has very standard sounding Chinese. This is a BIG deal. China has many different types of Chinese, and foreigners basically can’t understand any of them. That’s why CET, our language program, decided to establish one of its intensive language programs here. Intensive is an understatement. Not only are our classes really small (one-on-one, one-on-two, etc.), but we aren’t allowed to speak any English. EVER. Or you are sent home. 马上.The funny thing is, since we have to talk to each other in Chinese and our Chinese is really bad, we can speak to each other and Chinese people won’t understand what we are saying. Ha. Secret Chinese-with-an-American-accent language. Win.
Other than our full time jobs of trying to not die while memorized close to one hundred characters a week, we spend a lot of time eating. You can easily eat here for a dollar a meal, and it’s great for practicing saying things like “that one please”, and “is that dog or actual meat”? That’s how we justify eating way more than would be considered healthy even by American standards.
Although China is generally cheap and awesome, let me dispel one myth right now. Chinese clothing is NOT cheap. It’s expensive and also the fashion is really…interesting. Lots of unnecessary bows. So if you are coming to China, buy all the clothes you need before you come but leave you ramen at home. China wins at Ramen. Sorry Cup Noodle.

Although the recent international news coverage of Harbin’s air pollution problems may discourage many of you from coming to visit me, the Chinese government promised us it will only last about a month. And since the government said it, it’s definitely true. So by the time the Ice Festival rolls around you can all come visit me and we can go feed a couple goats to some tigers and play on life size ice statues of the Great Wall.  ?

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

My thoughts on...making a fool of myself to learn Chinese


How far will I go to improve my Chinese? 
How about hopping around in a potato sack in from of a hundred of my Chinese classmates :) 


At the Harbin Institute of Technology (HIT) the process of joining a student organization is not for the faint of heart. Based on my experience in the US, joining a student organization involves adding your name to an email list and attending a mass meeting during the first week of classes. Not at HIT. If you can figure out which club does which activity at the massive exhibition of passionate club leaders explaining their goals and missions in rapid fire Chinese, you schedule yourself for a series of interviews where the clubs will decide which students have the appropriate qualifications to help their club succeed. Like everything in China, there are always many more applicants then spots. It felt like I definitely should have brought my resume.

I decided to go with Latin dance and the HIT Green Union. Dancer and Hippies, how intense could it be? Wrong. Let’s start with the Dance team. At my home University, The University of Michigan, our dance team starts every semester with a massive BBQ and a series of free lessons where we try to make dancing seem as fun as humanly possible. We try not to scare anyone away by overwhelming then with the technical material that is essential to succeeding as a competitive dancer. The HIT Latin Dance Association took a very different approach. Our first meeting was a three-hour lesson during which we analyzed and drilled fundamental rumba technique. No music, no dancing with partners, just intense focus on foot position hip rotation and spine alignment. The teacher lectured us on the importance of dedicated practice and attention to detail. Then he lined us up and we critiqued each other’s technique. The attitude towards criticism in China is completely different from the US. For example, telling the person across from you in class that his rumba walks look completely weird and wrong is considered helpful rather than rude. This was definitely not the Latin dance party I was expecting, but also explains why Chinese dancers have ridiculously amazing technique.

The Green Union, an even more formal organization than the Latin Dance Team, not only has seven different sections, but a grueling and competitive set of interviews for those interesting in joining. This is very different from my experience at the University of Michigan Student Sustainability Initiative, where we were constantly revamping our recruitments strategies and bribing new students with free food and promises of instant best friends. I chose to interview for the elementary school teaching section of the Green Union, since this would allow me to integrate with the local Harbin community. The first interview consisted of a panel of six board members drilling me about my experience with student environmental organizations and my ideas for successful teaching methods and classroom activities. This sounds completely manageable until you remember that a month ago I could barely introduce myself in. My Chinese is very basic, so the interview was a delicate game of trying to guess what they were asking and pairing it with any relevant vocabulary I could remember from class. There were definitely several questions that went completely over my head, but unlike Americans who like to avoid letting the awkward foreigner stumble over the same question for five minutes, these students just kept going with the same question until I answered something that somewhat satisfied their requirements.

Next, they gave me ten minutes to prepare a ten-minute mock lesson including a presentation, discussion questions and a game. No pressure, just a bunch of Chinese kids waiting for you to mess up. I then had to teach this lesson to the whole executive board which consisted of about twenty pair of eyes insensibly following my every move. As if this wasn’t giving me grey hairs already, they thoroughly evaluated and discussed my strengths and weaknesses directly following the lesson. They also asked me to do a self-evaluation, so here it it. Pros: I’m still alive. Cons: This would be a lot easier if I actually understood what was going on. Again, like the Latin Dance Team, what struck me most about the Green Union was their direct approach to criticism and unwavering dedication to quality and thoroughness.

So why join a club in the first place, when our foreign student program already offers us a full schedule of way too much homework, wonderful cultural activities and extra curricular classes? I would say the biggest reason to join is to take everything our teachers have taught us and put it to the test. Our Chinese roommates and teachers are wonderful, but they are also experts in understanding butchered Chinese, saying things in multiple different ways until you understand it and being patient. People will speak quickly, with incomprehensible Southern accents (if you were a foreigner in the US, would you understand a Texan??), and ask you rapid fire questions that will make you want to run as far away as possible and/or cry. Also, there’s nothing like teaching kids for improving your language skills. I can’t wait to see what they think of my American accent.

Focused Green Union peeps trying to win an important race 
What is my advice to foreign students around the world who might want to try joining a student organization at their local university? If you’re like me, and have very little experience in the local language then there will be many many many difficult moments where you have absolutely no idea what is going on. But this is a wonderful thing for your language level. Simply being immersed in the language and the culture is going to increase your cultural and language comprehension much faster than even the most efficient afternoon of studying in your room. If you do decide to supplement your study abroad experience with student organizations, do it with an unwavering sense of humor. This is the most important tool you can use. See the video above of me jumping around in a potato sack at the Green Union Sports Competition as an example. Do I look ridiculous? Yes. Am I the only person in the whole club who isn’t magically amazing at jump roping tricks? Also yes.  At the end of the day, no matter how seriously everyone takes it, it’s just a club.