Saturday, August 10, 2013

Kuala Lumpur: The Laughing Taxi Driver

Kuala Lumpur, or K.L. was a shiny, modern culture shock. After three days on the train, we looked like dirty hobos compared to KL’s squeaky clean streets and flushable toilets. Luggage lockers allowed us to have a few arm-swingingly free hours to explore the city with it’s many Mosques, ethnic neighborhoods and delicious fried bread called “Roti”. It’s always fun to order something random on the menu. Fried dough with delicious melted cheese in the center? Could have definitely been worse. Our splurge for this trip was staying in a hotel on the water (not on the beach, but literally tiny houses on posts in the ocean itself-see my cover picture on Facebook for a visual reference). I guess we must have really looked disheveled from our three days on the train, because the previously silent taxi driver not only assertively tried to drop us off at two cheaper place first, but laughed uncontrollably when we insisted on being dropped of at the Golden Palm Resort. It’s not everyday that two broke looking college students with a Marshalls bag for luggage ask to be dropped at a fancy hotel.

I assumed the place would be swarming with American and European tourists, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. Again we were the 1%, this time surrounded by wealthy Chinese families. I guess all the profits from China’s economic progress have to go somewhere. Feeling completely pampered we slept on actual pillows rather than folded up sweatshirts and even took two showers in one day. Craziness. Leisurely strolls along the beach, endless Chinese hot pot for dinner and a pool under the stars with live singers in the background wasn’t bad either. And yes, “Party in the USA” and “Call me Maybe” really can get worse. Oh Asian hotel singers, you have done the impossible. Of course we also made the most of our stay by sneaking ramen into our room to avoid the expensive dining and stretching the all you can eat buffet breakfast to both lunch AND dinner. Hey, don’t judge. We have Singapore to save for (apparently almost as expensive as the US). We’ve been preparing ourselves for the sticker shock after street snacks by the dime in Thailand and three-dollar shoes in Malaysia (Another note to self: even though the outside of your backpack has two perfectly sized pockets for your flip-flops, this doesn’t help you when you board the train and realize that only one flip flop has survived the day. I guess that’s your tip Ganesan. Thanks for an excellent taxi ride!).

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